Funding
Turdsout is a tiny, weird corner of the internet. If it made you laugh (or feel less alone), consider donating. Your support pays for the boring stuff: email delivery, databases, bot protection, and keeping the feed fast.
A small high-five for keeping the toilets clean.
Don’t see your vibe? Email us and we’ll figure it out.
For people who want this place to exist tomorrow.
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You're basically sponsoring a whole flush cycle.
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We’ll keep it simple: if costs go up, we’ll say so. If we ever turn on premium features, donors won’t get locked out of the basics.
Is this a subscription?
Nope. These are one-time donations.
Can I donate anonymously?
Yes—email and we’ll coordinate.
Do I get a refund?
If something goes sideways, reach out and we’ll make it right.