Funding
Help keep Turdsout online.
Turdsout is a tiny, weird corner of the internet. If it made you laugh (or feel less alone), consider donating. Your support pays for the boring stuff: email delivery, databases, bot protection, and keeping the feed fast.
Tip Jar
A small high-five for keeping the toilets clean.
- • Keeps the lights on
- • Good karma
- • No commitment
Don’t see your vibe? Email us and we’ll figure it out.
Supporter
For people who want this place to exist tomorrow.
- • Helps cover email + database costs
- • Funds moderation tooling
- • Supports new features
Don’t see your vibe? Email us and we’ll figure it out.
Patron
You're basically sponsoring a whole flush cycle.
- • Funds performance + anti-abuse upgrades
- • Helps us ship faster
- • Serious gratitude
Don’t see your vibe? Email us and we’ll figure it out.
What funding covers
- Infrastructure: hosting, database, storage, caching.
- Email: passwordless sign-in links.
- Anti-abuse: Turnstile, rate limits, moderation tools.
A note on transparency
We’ll keep it simple: if costs go up, we’ll say so. If we ever turn on premium features, donors won’t get locked out of the basics.
FAQ
Is this a subscription?
Nope. These are one-time donations.
Can I donate anonymously?
Yes—email and we’ll coordinate.
Do I get a refund?
If something goes sideways, reach out and we’ll make it right.